By
LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV
FASTIDIOUSNESS is never a good sign in a general officer. Though
strutting military peacocks go back to Alexander’s time, our first was
MacArthur, who seemed at times to care more about how much gold braid
decorated the brim of his cap than he did about how many bodies he left
on beachheads across the Pacific. Next came Westmoreland, with his
starched fatigues in Vietnam. In our time, Gen. David H. Petraeus has
set the bar high. Never has so much beribboned finery decorated a
general’s uniform since Al Haig passed through the sally ports of West
Point on his way to the White House.
“What’s wrong with a general looking good?” you may wonder. I would
propose that every moment a general spends on his uniform jacket is a
moment he’s not doing his job, which is supposed to be leading soldiers
in combat and winning wars — something we, and our generals, stopped
doing about the time that MacArthur gold-braided his way around the
stalemated Korean War.
And now comes “Dave” Petraeus, and the Iraq and Afghanistan conflicts.
No matter how good he looked in his biographer-mistress’s book, it
doesn’t make up for the fact that we failed to conquer the countries we
invaded, and ended up occupying undefeated nations.
The genius of General Petraeus was to recognize early on that the war he
had been sent to fight in Iraq wasn’t a real war at all. This is what
the public and the news media — lamenting the fall of the brilliant hero
undone by a tawdry affair — have failed to see. He wasn’t the military
magician portrayed in the press; he was a self-constructed hologram,
emitting an aura of preening heroism for the ever eager cameras.
I spent part of the fall of 2003 with General Petraeus and the 101st
Airborne Division in and around Mosul, Iraq. One of the first questions I
asked him was what his orders had been. Was he ordered to “take Mosul,”
I asked. No answer. How about “Find Mosul and report back”? No answer.
Finally I asked him if his orders were something along the lines of “Go
to Mosul!” He gave me an almost imperceptible nod. It must have been the
first time an American combat infantry division had been ordered into
battle so casually.
General Petraeus is very, very clever, which is quite different from
stating that he is the brilliant tactician he has been described as. He
figured if he hadn’t actually been given the mission to “win” the “war”
he found himself in, he could at least look good in the meantime. And
the truth is he did a lot of good things, like conceiving of the idea of
basically buying the loyalties of various factions in Iraq. But they
weren’t the kinds of things that win wars. In fact, they were the kinds
of things that prolong wars, which for the general had the useful side
effect of putting him on ever grander stages so he could be seen doing
ever grander things, culminating in his appointment last year as the
director of the C.I.A.
The thing he learned to do better than anything else was present the
image of The Man You Turn To When Things Get Tough. (Who can forget the
Newsweek cover, “Can This Man Save Iraq?”
with a photo of General Petraeus looking very Princeton-educated in his
Westy-starched fatigues?) He was so good at it that he conned the news
media into thinking he was the most remarkable general officer in the
last 40 years, and, by playing hard to get, he conned the political
establishment into thinking that he could morph into Ike Part Deux and
might one day be persuaded to lead a moribund political party back to
the White House.
THE problem was that he hadn’t led his own Army to win anything even
approximating a victory in either Iraq or Afghanistan. It’s not just
General Petraeus. The fact is that none of our generals have led us to a
victory since men like Patton and my grandfather, Lucian King Truscott
Jr., stormed the beaches of North Africa and southern France with blood
in their eyes and military murder on their minds.
Those generals, in my humble opinion, were nearly psychotic in their
drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations. Thankfully, we
will probably never have cause to go back to those blood-soaked days.
But we still shouldn’t allow our military establishment to give us one
generation after another of imitation generals who pretend to greatness
on talk shows and photo spreads, jetting around the world in
military-spec business jets.
The generals who won World War II were the kind of men who, as it was
said at the time, chewed nails for breakfast, spit tacks at lunch and
picked their teeth with their pistol barrels. General Petraeus probably
flosses. He didn’t chew nails and spit tacks, but rather challenged
privates to push-up contests and went out on five-mile reveille runs
with biographers.
His greatest accomplishment was merely personal: he transformed himself
from an intellectual nerd into a rock star military man. The problem was
that he got so lost among his hangers-on and handlers and roadies and
groupies that he finally had his head turned by a West Point babe in a
sleeveless top.
If only our political leadership, not to mention the Iraqi and Afghan
insurgencies, had known how quickly and hard he would fall over such a
petty, ignominious affair. Think of how many tens of thousands of lives
could have been saved by ending those conflicts much earlier and sending
Dave and his merry band of Doonesbury generals to the showers.
FASTIDIOUSNESS is never a good sign in a general officer. Though
strutting military peacocks go back to Alexander’s time, our first was
MacArthur, who seemed at times to care more about how much gold braid
decorated the brim of his cap than he did about how many bodies he left
on beachheads across the Pacific. Next came Westmoreland, with his
starched fatigues in Vietnam. In our time, Gen. David H. Petraeus has
set the bar high. Never has so much beribboned finery decorated a
general’s uniform since Al Haig passed through the sally ports of West
Point on his way to the White House.